A senior citizen was driving

A senior citizen was driving down the highway when his car phone rang.  Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the highway.  Please be careful!!!”

“Hell’, said Herman, “It’s not just one care.  It’s hundreds of them.’

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